Wits, glitz & tits!
Calico Spritz
BORN BACKSTAGE IN A COMMUNITY THEATRE, AND RAISED IN THE BATHROOM OF YOUR FAVORITE PUNK VENUE, CALICO SPRITZ IS A SPARKLY LITTLE FOOL FROM THE DESERT BRINGING WITS, GLITZ, AND TITS TO A STAGE OR SCREEN NEAR YOU!
Calico spritz is a theatrical burlesque performer available for classic, neo, clownlesque, seasonal acts, themed shows & more.
Spritz & Delu
Vaudeville never died. Calico spritz & lulu Delu are living proof.
Bookable for duet acts or as your team of kittens for the night, Spritz & Delu keep the audience on their toes, throwing bills, and laughing all night long.
They’re Seasoned burlesque improvisers, comedic spitfire, and really, really good at pickup panties and money.
Booking
Reviews From The Internet
“Burlesque for desperate men with zero standards”
@romayo311
“Why out of shape, middle aged women always decide to do ‘Burlesque’? And why does YouTube’s algorithm think it’s something I’d be interested in seeing even once?”
@alpinearts
“yikes”
@_kenyonbarker_