Wits, glitz & tits!

Calico Spritz is draped over a chaise longue wearing a sheer leopard print dress and engulfed by a large black feather boa.

Calico Spritz

BORN BACKSTAGE IN A COMMUNITY THEATRE, AND RAISED IN THE BATHROOM OF YOUR FAVORITE PUNK VENUE, CALICO SPRITZ IS A SPARKLY LITTLE FOOL FROM THE DESERT BRINGING WITS, GLITZ, AND TITS TO A STAGE OR SCREEN NEAR YOU!

Calico spritz is a theatrical burlesque performer available for classic, neo, clownlesque, seasonal acts, themed shows & more.

Upcoming shows
Tip Your Showgirl
A view from behind as Calico Spritz wears a sheer leopard print dress and slowly pulls off a sheer red opera length glove.
Calico Spritz in a ouija board themed burlesque costume with a planchette chest piece, and alphabet skirt
Calico Spritz in black and white sits on her knees on stage in a black harness and thigh high boots.
Calico Spritz in black and white sits on her knees on stage in a black harness and thigh high boots.
Calico Spritz beams at the audience while performing a clownlesque act in a sheer white jumpsuit with cream ruffles around her neck and wrists
Calico Spritz makes an entrance in front of a large crescent moon prop wearing a multicolored tulle boa, and glittering ballerina pink lingiere.

Spritz & Delu

Calico Spritz and Lulu Delu hold cigarettes between their teeth in full burlesque glam

Vaudeville never died. Calico spritz & lulu Delu are living proof.

Bookable for duet acts or as your team of kittens for the night, Spritz & Delu keep the audience on their toes, throwing bills, and laughing all night long.

They’re Seasoned burlesque improvisers, comedic spitfires, and really, really good at pickup panties and money.

Calico Spritz and Lulu Delu stretch on stage in a center split while smoking cigarettes.
Calico Spritz (knealing on stage) places a dollar bill in Lulu Delu's armband.

Booking

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